A majestic piece of literature

Hailing from the heavens, Typh descended upon us. Typh decided to invoke his benignant nature upon us, and teach us the adjectives "Majestic," and "Infrangible." We did not know the existence of these words, but the words were perfunctory to Typh, who was flawless. He granted us his presence at this site, due to his "connects" with CJayC. He was admitted to the elite community of "Life, the Universe, and Everything," where he laughed at Chuckyhacks.

Typh started to deride the asinine, and compliment the intelligent. He would "board surf," if you will, to boards such as Windjammers, where his presence only augmented the board's social status. The Super Smash Brothers Melee General Board would be nothing without Typh. It would be a mosquito amongst throngs of lionesses. Typh helped the SSBMGB reach its zenith. It is now one of the most famous boards on GameFAQs.com.

Typh is so popular, his godly aura even reached OC3. OC3 had gotten word of Typh's infrangible (hey, thanks Typh!) strength of heart, and begged for him to attend Zero Challenge 3. Typh was not flattered, nor did he give a mother****ing ****, son. But Typh promised he would go. However, Manacloud, the evil demon and "Man with no friends," as some may call him, attempted to stop Typh by saying "u dint registrate i told u to lern to registrate tshirts r so good the ink is top noth did i mention have i mention that u need to pay 100 dorras now to me cuz u made me waste my time." Typh wasted no time, and without hesitation or trepidation, proceeded to make fun of Manacloud. In every topic he could, in every way he could, he used a reference that disparaged Manacloud's very existence. You should all thank him for exorcising the demon.

Not only was Typh a known demon slayer, Typh was known to be PAL enough to catch r1k in the shower and beating life in 2:04 with no strategies with Ganon, just trying as hard as he could.

I hope you learned from my seminar. Before any of you say "Yeah Typh's really cool!", think about what SoH has said today. Remember why you REALLY think he's cool. Remember why he can run into Congress, scream "You're all the dumbest ****-kickers I've ever heard try to make a point," and get away with it. I hope you all learned something.

~SwordofHealing

Who's Typh?

I am ashamed that I understood most of that.

Ravioli wrote:

I am ashamed that I understood most of that.

Are you also ashamed of being able to eat cereal?

It wasn't that hard.

typh is typhlosionisme at gamefaqs.

Witchking_of_Angmar wrote:

Ravioli wrote:

I am ashamed that I understood most of that.

Are you also ashamed of being able to eat cereal?

It wasn't that hard.

I can't eat cereal. It's too hard to prepare.

Um, don't you mean you can't prepare cereal?

He means he's too retarded to pour it into a bowl and add milk.

Yoshi1999 wrote:

He means he's too retarded to pour it into a bowl and add milk.

Or open the box.

Ravioli is too retarded to open a cereal box, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

nintendoatlarge wrote:

Ravioli is too retarded to open a cereal box, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

ur doin it rong

how do you do it?

You have to insinuate that the targeted subject can see something.

Besides that, we just established that I lack the ability to open a cereal box, therefore the answer is obvious; I can't see why kids love Cinnamon toast crunch since I can't open the box in the first place.

I can see dead people.




Then again, everyone can. It's not like you're invisible when you die.

Yoshi1999 can see dead people.

But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

No, he can't.

and btw, I have no fucking clue what this thread is about.

Echo_Assassin wrote:

and btw, I have no fucking clue what this thread is about.

Echo_Assassin can't see what this thread is about, but can he not see why Troopa loves using dildos?