He sucks really, really badly. In one match, he picked Spear Pillar (a stage I absolutely hate), so I taunted the whole match while he tried killing me, without me fighting back at all. He killed himself once in the process. After a very unusually long time, I had 1 stock and 121% damage, and I decided to see how much damage I could do to the full 2 stocks he had before I died. I won.
Then, on FD, I was almost done 3 stocking him with me under 50% damage, then he d/cs
WTF